Joey Barton Waste Removal
Posted: October 2, 2011 | Author: beirutbeats | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: bin man, chairman's message, Joey Barton, nietzche | Leave a comment‘Before the (Barton) effect, one believes in different causes than one does after the (Barton) effect.’
Friedrich Nietzsche.
Chairman’s Message
As the founder of Joey Barton Waste Removal, I strongly believe in the use of viscous brutality towards anyone who doesn’t see things in the same way as me. Regardless of how many pints of Carling I have just poured down my neck.
So let’s get this straight before I begin.
If you ever leave your bins in a mess before I come to collect them, I am going to climb into your bedroom window with a gang of muscley naked bin men and punch you until my fists go numb. Which takes quite a while.
I look forward to waking you up on Wednesday morning.
Bests.
Joseph Anthony Barton.
Pete Doherty signs for QPR
Posted: August 31, 2011 | Author: beirutbeats | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Joey Barton, Pete Doherty, QPR, smack | Leave a commentQPR have boosted their attacking options by signing smack monkey Pete Doherty on a season-long loan from Wormwood Scrubs FC, in a deal thought to be worth over 12 wraps of heroin a week.
Manager Neil Warnock had spoken of the need to find other jailbirds to keep Joey Barton company in the dressing room.
‘He has a good left foot on him and his time spent behind bars will make Joey feel a little more comfortable in the armoured van we are using to transport them between away games.’
Doherty, who was lying in a pool of his own sick, was unavailable for comment on how he would fit into the newly promoted side.
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