Torres has a nice arse says Villas-Boas

Chelsea manager Andre Villas-Boas has defended £50m striker Fernando Torres by assuring fans he has ‘a nice soft arse’.

Speaking after Saturdays 2-1 defeat of West Brom, Villas-Boas likened the 27 year old Spaniard’s behind to a ‘pair of ripe peaches you could fall asleep on’ and gave hints that striker may be playing without shorts later on the season.

‘He really looks great in a thong,’ said the Portuguese. ‘I used to have a picture in my wallet, but that was stolen out of the dressing room by John Terry’s dad.’