Pardew releases Newcastle Gimp
Posted: October 31, 2011 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Alan Pardew, Magpies, Mike Ashley, Newcastle Gimp, Newcastle United, Pickled Onion Monster Munch Leave a comment
The Newcastle United gimp: Loves a bit of Nukey Brown
As a special Halloween gift to supporters, Newcastle United manager Alan Pardew has released the official NFC Gimp on to the streets of Tyneside.
The Gimp, who has a top speed equalling that of a Jack Russell terrier, will be on the run from Mike Ashley dressed as 1990s American Police Chief.
Any Magpies supporter who tries to catch The Gimp before a senior member of the Newcastle board will be kidnapped in a helicopter and sold to Liverpool for a fee of 35 million bags of Pickled Onion Monster Munch.
Happy hunting!
Lawn Sports 
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